the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017

Juan Doe

An unknown Mexican, usually in reference to a deceased person or an unidentified suspect of Mexican heritage.

They're looking for a Juan Doe in connection with the bank robbery.

They found a Juan Doe floating face down in the river.

by JJ Kracker August 28, 2012

Bill Juan

A thinly veiled code for the phrase "build one", meaning to roll and smoke a spliff.

Normally a suggestion that it might be that time.

Yo homie is Bill around?

Have you seen my associate Mr. Juan today? First name: Bill?

I think I should win the Carlos Bill Juan prize for being a fucking ledge.

by BillJuan July 7, 2010

Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco

by strigoisam October 15, 2021

Juan Logic

When someone doesn't understand a Jake Joke

Person 1: I just found the only rhythm game you can beat me in
Person 2: Another*
Person 1: What do you mean another?
Person 2: Cmon man don't act like you have Juan Logic

by Megabotx7 November 11, 2018

juan manuel

A man who has the best hair cut ever. ALl the ladies follow him wherever he goes. He puts them under a trans which never expires

OMG look at that juan manuel

by JMisdabest February 13, 2018

don juan

Legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to Hell for refusing to give up his lustful ways.

The modern version of a Don Juan would be a pimp or a playa.

by kid August 26, 2003