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John

John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.
Girl: who’s that guy?

Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice

Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*

Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
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John

A super sweet guy who anyone is extremely lucky to have in their life
John is the best!
by Joy will come September 9, 2016
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John

a very attractive guy, loves to eat pie and has a lot of friends
glad I'm your friend john
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John

A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 22, 2019
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John

John is a great guy and he is so lovable, he's a ladys man but he ain't a player ;)

You can always count on him whenever you need to rant or talk about your feelings, if you date a John hold onto him because you is luckyyy. John also has the best taste in clothes and music and is keeping up with all the trends, he's goofy and caring and hella loyal but he won't admit it only to keep his "macho" rep :)
Girl #1 : omg is that John??
Girl #2 : yeh he's so funny omg!!!
Girl #1 : Yasss and he's cute, maybe I should talk to him :)

Girl #2 : GETT INNNN!!
by johnsdamannn11 August 21, 2018
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John

Boy: who’s that?
Girl: That? That’s a John -.-
by Shippo’s shit November 14, 2019
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John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm
John has a really big dick
by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
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