Joey

Someone who is very obnoxious, but yet always makes you smile or laugh. Easy to get along with or forgive. You could talk to him forever without noticing the time or whats going on.

Joey: Ima lick you
Annabeth:Nooooooooo (runs)

by 😎❄️Hey❄️😎 January 15, 2018

Joey

A horrible human who will fly you to the fuck bend just to break up with you. causes many emotional breakdowns and LIES

"I love you"
"I can't say it back. Can I break up with you?"
"Fuck you, Joey"

by st3phhhh February 6, 2017

Joey

Is a cumstain

Joey is a fuckin jizztsain

by Ahahabahfirndhxjs so December 28, 2019

Joey

Usually the kind of guy that has an incredibly small penis. In fact, so small that people wonder if it exists at all

Wait.... Joey even has a penis?

by All humanity October 21, 2019

Joey

THE HOCO KING...Can get any girl he wants. He looks just like pennywise the clown and loves to hit pennywise mode, but everyone knows he cant hang. Loves to go home and watch Seinfeld with his dog instead of hanging with the boys. He's terrible at basketball, but thinks he's Lebron James.

Tyler: Joey you're actually terrible at basketball
Joey: WTF you mean! I'm Lebron Nibba

by big_ty69 October 28, 2019

Joey

A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.

Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.

by xMrSprinkles56x January 6, 2010

Joey

A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.

Person Near Age Level: God DAMN! Grow up Joey, do it yourself! It's like everything I do gets copied by you!

Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.

Joey: Can I join?

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Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.

Patrick: Thanks.

Spongebob: HAH!

Patrick: HAH!

Spongebob: Darn.

Patrick: Darn.

Spongebob: Mary had a....

Patrick: Mary had a.....

Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as

Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as

Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!

by maximumpwnage1337133713371337 April 30, 2009