Joey

The whitest boy you have ever seen. He is the equivalent to a blonde lesbian. thinks he can get in any girls pants. looks like a downs syndrome tiger. made some shitty music.lys
joey is hella gay bro and hes stupid as shit.
by Luke Kemia March 14, 2019
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THE HOCO KING...Can get any girl he wants. He looks just like pennywise the clown and loves to hit pennywise mode, but everyone knows he cant hang. Loves to go home and watch Seinfeld with his dog instead of hanging with the boys. He's terrible at basketball, but thinks he's Lebron James.
Tyler: Joey you're actually terrible at basketball
Joey: WTF you mean! I'm Lebron Nibba
by big_ty69 October 28, 2019
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A boy who gets called gay but really is not. He's athletic at basketball and lacrosse and likes**** but will be less shy later in life.
by Fat Faggot Hoe March 29, 2018
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Joey is a person who is always complaining and never works hard, he is the usually racist and very annoying. Joey has a small dick and ugly, also terrible in the bed, and sits on his ass all day.
Joey = annoying
by Heurjrududhhr November 05, 2019
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A retarded person, mongoloid, thicko, spak etc...So named after a man called Joey Deacon who was featured on Blue Peter back in 1981 in relation to their fundraiser that particular year. Joey was known as a tv personality. Children born in the early 1970's will remember him well. Schoolchildren throughout the UK started insulting everyone Joeys whilst doing a hand gesture with their hands twisted inwards at the wrist and making a 'mongy sound' as they said 'Joey'.
Are you a retard? you fucken joey !

You spastic, mongo joey
by MadSpaz April 17, 2017
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A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.
Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.
by xMrSprinkles56x January 07, 2010
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A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.
Person Near Age Level: God DAMN! Grow up Joey, do it yourself! It's like everything I do gets copied by you!

Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.

Joey: Can I join?

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Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.

Patrick: Thanks.

Spongebob: HAH!

Patrick: HAH!

Spongebob: Darn.

Patrick: Darn.

Spongebob: Mary had a....

Patrick: Mary had a.....

Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as

Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as

Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!
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