Old Man Jenkins

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.

Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't

by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010

jerkin

A faggot ass dance for dudes who like to talk shit and wear tight jeans.

You see that busta jerkin.

by Dark Realist July 29, 2009

Jerkin

A fad where black kids where scene clothes, only with added accesories, such as fake, nerdy glasses, and dance like they're having a seizure.

#1
Scene Kid: You made fun of me last year for wearing skinny jeans, and yours are skin tight and neon pink.

"Jerk": Datz cuz i'm jerkin dugg.

#2
White Kid: Someone call 911! That guy's having a seizure!

Black Kid: Naww dawg. Dat dudez jerkin!

by someone fed up with jerks February 18, 2010

Jerkin

A dance for people who dress Fresh.

Most Popular Moves: Dippin & The Reject

Most popular Jerkin Song: "You're a Jerk" by "New Boyz"

"He gettin' it!"
"You're a Jerk....I Know!"
"Ima bout to get off"
"Can you jerk?"
"He Jerkin"

by FreshAssNigguh May 5, 2009

Jerking off

Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑

My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care

My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)

by Z-baby08 April 1, 2020

Jenkins

The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.

Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question!

Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins

Keep Calm Cry

by Pickle Face April 7, 2015

jerkin

The latest form of dancing to R&B where the dancer does a move similar to the Running Man, only backwards; putting the heels back and sliding them forward alternately. Usually done on the beat and tempo to the song "You're A Jerk" by New Boyz. Considered a bit of a hard feat for some, but can be accomplished with practice. Not recommended for shoes with a grip that is too good.

Dude, Mike was jerkin' at the party last night and got a bunch of chicks!

by iRockSkinnies July 27, 2009