A person who will beg you to piss in their mouth, Theyre in too every kink possible, Looks a bit like a rat but good with the tongue
person1: I just shat my pants
Jay: May i have have the pleasure of smelling ur pants
Person: Fuck off
Jay: May i have have the pleasure of smelling ur pants
Person: Fuck off
by IllusionaryLuster April 16, 2021
Jay is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. She has a bubbly outgoing personality, but she's also rather insecure. Jay is loud at times, so when shes quiet, you know somethings wrong. I recommend you don't mess with Jay , she may seem kind of gentle, but shes not afraid to break some bones if she has too. If you have a Jay in your life, you're a very lucky person. Don't let go of Jay. Shes a keeper(;
Person 1: See her over there?
Person 2: Yeah whats her name!? Shes gorgeous!
Person 1: Her names Jay,isn't she beautiful?
Person 2: Yeah whats her name!? Shes gorgeous!
Person 1: Her names Jay,isn't she beautiful?
by YoItsMeJay April 09, 2018
A term for getting drunk, hammered, severely wasted, etc. beyond ALL recognition. The kind of drunk you will feel the remnants of for the next two days!
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
Stacey: ' Wanna go out tonite and get completely Jayed?!'
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'
by Stace the Ace May 31, 2009
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by your moms ass January 07, 2008
Faggoty mo ducks. He thinks he can run barefoot on that cross country course but He die in dem Nikes.
by Jayheyhey April 20, 2011