Jasper

funniest fucking person on earth

why are you laughing so much?
i just stalked to jasper

by dhhsbddbbx November 20, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

by user74918304 November 20, 2023

Jasper

This one cool gender queer dude who I ate me out once. Definitely recommend👍👍

Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.

by Orr.not December 14, 2023

Jasper's Sister

A real person

Damn, Jasper's Sister really exists

by Notgarret's sister December 13, 2022

Jasper

Kendall’s

Jaspers is Kendall’s bitch

by ShakeableFoil32 December 16, 2022

Jasper

Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.

Did you see Jasper yesterday?
Of course I did, who could miss that stunning face of his

by anonymous December 18, 2022

Jasper

Someone who is submissive and breedable, usually with a fat ass. And they can't be named this, without being at least a liiiiitle gay.

"I have breeded jasper"
"Same"

by Vegan Meatball January 12, 2023