probably the coolest member of the Strokes, Albert possesses a kickass sense of style, major wit, and the best down stroke technique seen since Buddy Holly. Albert is the shit...
by abnumedahl June 22, 2006
The school in the middle between elementary school and high school. This is most likely where everybody is trying out weed and doing it because they think there cool and need to stay on top of the popularity world. A place where some guys wears hollister and high nike socks, nike shoes, and tan/ white cargo pants. A place where some girls wear the most expensive clothing in the area and need to gossip about people to make themselves fell better. The girls usually aren't experimenting as much as the guys. The "popular guys" most likely drink or do other drugs. They usually really want to have sex and try to (some succeeding). This is where kids give into peer pressure and either have sex or do drugs. There is always a group though that hates on all of these things and I am one of those people. They are usually obsessed with drama and need to make people feel bad about them for anything. The most racist age group goes here. Whether or not it be black people, jews, mexicans.. You name it. After jr. high they go to high school and realize the shit hole they dug themselves into sophomore to senior year. They apply for colleges but don't get excepted because of the retarded things they do in jr. high. Nothing in Jr. High School even matters dumb asses!
John: Hey derek, lets go try to get some pussy from Amanda.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.
by fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkpreps April 15, 2011
A middle school in Cicero. 6,812 kids total.90% latinos and 5% white 5% mixed. and about 8 black kids. all The teachers are Laid back and Could care Less for A students Education. with 11 principals they still Can't keep the sluts from opening their legs and getting pregO and getting STD's. all The guys think they're the Shit, when In Reality they're all Bitches hiding in The closet. 315 security guards yet there's Still about 10 fights daily And kids getting Stoned ass Fuck in the Bathrooms.
"that Bitch got laid and then Today came out Of the closet..."-person 1
"wow. did you see her big ass belly today? her water broke in our class. in room 318"-at Unity Jr High
"wow. did you see her big ass belly today? her water broke in our class. in room 318"-at Unity Jr High
by bikeetellywarrior774 November 26, 2010
1) actor: Tony-Award winning stud muffin
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute
I am so glad John Gallagher Jr. hasn't joined his old friends on Glee yet, so I can keep him all to myself
by powerfulaspretty November 11, 2010
He's a regular billionaire, like Donald Trump Jr
by GayCosmonaught February 03, 2016
1Possibly the coolest person in the world. Had trouble with drugs but he got over it (after numerous arrests and attempts at rehab) publicly for about 5- 10 years. Started acting when he was around 5 and still owns the big screen today at 45. Shit, that's a goddamn good career.
Charismatic, funny, cute, awesome. And great looking for 45.
1) The guy that every other dude in the world would turn gay for. Most guys would suck his dick just to say that they did.
2)Also a phrase to show how awesome something is, and you can use the words to describe the babe aspect of someone (or him)
2
A song about aformentioned person by the band 'Sexy Heroes.' It's quite good and very amusing.
Charismatic, funny, cute, awesome. And great looking for 45.
1) The guy that every other dude in the world would turn gay for. Most guys would suck his dick just to say that they did.
2)Also a phrase to show how awesome something is, and you can use the words to describe the babe aspect of someone (or him)
2
A song about aformentioned person by the band 'Sexy Heroes.' It's quite good and very amusing.
1
1)"Man, I would actually suck Robert Downey Jr's dick. He's amazingly attractive. No Homo."
"Yeah man, he's the one guy I wouldn't hit you for saying you'd turn gay for."
2)"Shit dude, that chick is on a 9 out of 10 on the RDJ scale."
"Yeah man, she's a fucking babe."
2)*Picks up copy of new Sherlock Holmes movie*
"What. A. Babe"
"Yeah man, he's so hot for an old guy."
*Group of other young people turn around looking disgusted*
"...Robert Downey Jr..."
"Oh, shit! Yes mate, He's a BABE!"
Any of these examples can be said by guys or girls. No homo.
2
LYRICS:
A genius is what they say, and hey I know they're right
He brings to life the guys he plays even if they're not white
He talks so fast you know I wonder how he does it
Stubbly chin, Sarcastic grin, sounds gay but I love watching him
He's done so many things and had such different roles
He always seems unhinged or just out of control
I knew back when that he would finally find his way
My friends ya know his name is really fun to say
Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr's coming my way,
My way or the highway
It was a rough patch in his life, but thats all over now
He's back and top and he won't stop until he owns this town.
Occasionally in the live versiono they sing: "I'm gay (for Robert Downey Jr!)
1)"Man, I would actually suck Robert Downey Jr's dick. He's amazingly attractive. No Homo."
"Yeah man, he's the one guy I wouldn't hit you for saying you'd turn gay for."
2)"Shit dude, that chick is on a 9 out of 10 on the RDJ scale."
"Yeah man, she's a fucking babe."
2)*Picks up copy of new Sherlock Holmes movie*
"What. A. Babe"
"Yeah man, he's so hot for an old guy."
*Group of other young people turn around looking disgusted*
"...Robert Downey Jr..."
"Oh, shit! Yes mate, He's a BABE!"
Any of these examples can be said by guys or girls. No homo.
2
LYRICS:
A genius is what they say, and hey I know they're right
He brings to life the guys he plays even if they're not white
He talks so fast you know I wonder how he does it
Stubbly chin, Sarcastic grin, sounds gay but I love watching him
He's done so many things and had such different roles
He always seems unhinged or just out of control
I knew back when that he would finally find his way
My friends ya know his name is really fun to say
Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr's coming my way,
My way or the highway
It was a rough patch in his life, but thats all over now
He's back and top and he won't stop until he owns this town.
Occasionally in the live versiono they sing: "I'm gay (for Robert Downey Jr!)
by imgayforrdj July 04, 2010
A guitarist for the Strokes (along with Nick Valensi). Credited for accentuating the unique, palatable fashion of the band.
Has the biggest hair and personality of all 5 members.
Has the biggest hair and personality of all 5 members.
by Julia B. June 13, 2005