This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
Get the Cock milkingmug. When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
Get the Milking the cowmug. Semen, Sperm, etc.
Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) February 22, 2021
Get the Man Milkmug. 
the substance that comes from your balls
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
Get the penis milkmug. When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010
Get the Toilet Milkmug. by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009
Get the Kansas Milkmug.