Iowa rambler

Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.

We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler

by Mercbeamish January 10, 2024

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Laurens Iowa

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.

Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."

"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."

by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018

Lenox, Iowa

Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM

He goes to Lenox, Iowa? Damn he’s a Badass isn’t he...

by Yuhh April 8, 2021

Pulled an Iowa

Doing something that turns out extraordinarily more successful than anticipated.

"'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."

by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Iowa

A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot

I live not to far from Iowa

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022