floor is invisible

Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.
Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.
by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023
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invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.
by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016
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Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
by madDarthvader2 May 03, 2016
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invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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Invisible mask

A mask that you cant see.
She found that putting an invisible mask on him/her/them was more effective than trying to force everyone to wear a visible mask. That would keep them from waking up.
by Solid Mantis January 04, 2021
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Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.
Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.
by Gogurt 2020 snack November 03, 2020
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Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out
"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"
by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016
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