1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
Get the Infinite Funny Theoremmug. The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?
Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
Get the Infinite Indianmug. by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024
Get the infinite brown glitchmug. He's the toughest of terrors, he's the roughest of waves, he's the best in his class, INFINITE, he's the head of his pack.
Infinite wears the phantom ruby on his chest and wears a mask to hide his unsightly face...
Infinite wears the phantom ruby on his chest and wears a mask to hide his unsightly face...
So, I happened to have met Infinite, and I asked him if he wanted a walk on the beach and what his favorite color was, but... he told me it's none of his concern. I wanted him to show his true power. His true potentional. I... it's... WEAK......
then a shadow came along and... he told infinite that he was weak, and that he should never show his sightly face around here ever again.
Infinite then broke down and went with his iconic line, "I AM NOT WEAK, URRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH",
and that's what it takes to be infinite
then a shadow came along and... he told infinite that he was weak, and that he should never show his sightly face around here ever again.
Infinite then broke down and went with his iconic line, "I AM NOT WEAK, URRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH",
and that's what it takes to be infinite
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
Get the Infinitemug. Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the An infinite amount of timemug. The tallest of mountains.
The roughest of waves.
The toughest of terrors.
The darkest of days.
The last one that's standing
Don't try to stand in his way.
Cause he's been up against better
Just take a look at his face.
The roughest of waves.
The toughest of terrors.
The darkest of days.
The last one that's standing
Don't try to stand in his way.
Cause he's been up against better
Just take a look at his face.
by The Kerzaffler December 8, 2022
Get the Infinitemug. by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018
Get the infinite dibsmug.