boat tow

A boat tow is when a man tightly grasps a woman's labia while in a body of water (bath tub, pool,etc) and pulls upon it until the woman howls like the horn on a boat.

This bath is really boring.. I'd love for my man to give me a pirate like boat tow!

by SSButtStuff August 13, 2015

ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.

"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"

by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017

lop boat

A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.

I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”

You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”

I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”

You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”

I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”

by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019

Boat Tip

A boat tip is a prank video on youtube where you click on a video you want to see but im on a boat pops up. generally causing cursing or laughter depending on how bad you wanted to see the video. (roots from rick roll)

Man, those mothaf***ers boat tipped me on youtube when i went to click on the twilight new moon kiss scene.

by captain boattip November 20, 2009

Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

harry on the boat

To spread your man muck on someone's face. Comes from the rhyming slang for Spunk (Harry Monk) on the Face (Boat Race).

I got maximum points for being the first person to get Harry on the Boat with some slapper while we were away on holiday.

by SimonP July 27, 2006

motor boat

to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making a hubababa sound.

Man look at that rack!
yeah i'd motor boat them jugs all night long!

by kimbo May 5, 2006