Texas saddle

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 18, 2014
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saddle ass

saddle ass is a world wide phenomenon in which a man or a women that spends most of their time around or on horses or camels developed sores and rashes and lesions on their ass a life time of pain and possible infections make this disease harmful to ones health
doctors thought it was aids but blood tests revealed different it's saddle ass
by sanxity March 30, 2019
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cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.
i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!
by 🍝 February 12, 2023
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saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
by mad mortarman November 25, 2021
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Saddle bags

The male version of camel toe. More accurate than “moose knuckles” as it hangs from both sides.
Damn. His pants are really saddle bagging, his pants show of his saddle bags.
by Crafts n crimes February 01, 2021
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Saddle bag

rude, ugly, immature, asshole, window licker,. Can also be someone who is a dirty whOre.
people who are just saddle bags you write off and send them trotten!
by Rachelise February 09, 2023
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saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.
Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.
by bsieb January 23, 2012
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