by illu Minatix August 21, 2019
by Osama basher May 09, 2011
A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.
"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."
by LPirkle April 12, 2010
Navy DIvers are a small group of Alpha males who undergo riggerous training at the art of amazingness. Ancient scriptures have linked the following definitions to the breed.
1. Too awesome for words, but the following might do
2. better then the entire USMC
3. hung like the bastard child of black men and stallions
4. born of gods and titans
5. seriously good looking....seriously!!!
6. irresistable to women (and most men)
7. charming
8. dashing
9. sex gods
10.did I mention extremely good looking!!!!!
1. Too awesome for words, but the following might do
2. better then the entire USMC
3. hung like the bastard child of black men and stallions
4. born of gods and titans
5. seriously good looking....seriously!!!
6. irresistable to women (and most men)
7. charming
8. dashing
9. sex gods
10.did I mention extremely good looking!!!!!
bar nerd 1: Hey look at that guy mackin' on all these women
bar nerd 2: yeah I think he is a Navy diver (dmt)
Bar nerd 1: lets just go home and play WOW
bar nerd 2: yeah I think he is a Navy diver (dmt)
Bar nerd 1: lets just go home and play WOW
by DEEPSEADMT July 19, 2010
When becoming an employee of Old Navy you are taught to ALWAYS SMILE. Sometimes we give the most strained smiles and those smiles are called "Old Navy Smiles"
by 3526 March 03, 2008
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