lesbian

non men attracted to ONLY non men. anyone attracted to men can not be lesbian or call themself lesbian and men can not be lesbian

man: wanna go out with me
lesbian: no sorry, i'm lesbian
man: so am i, i like girls
lesbian: die

by aasdgj7y6 September 25, 2021

Lesbian

Me. I like women, their hot.

“Mom, I think I’m lesbian”

by LesbianDuck March 04, 2021

Lesbianic

Anything that refers to the typical thoughts, beliefs, and/or behaviors of lesbians.

The way you talk is lesbianic.

by UItmaWepn May 02, 2015

lesbian

a woman who realizes that men are just dumb, violent, emotionless assholes and doesn't feel like dealing with them.

Lesbian: Ugh, I'm tired of seeing all these men treating women like shit.

by qwertyuiopg November 24, 2013

Lesbian

A girl liking the same sex/gender.

Bi gay Sexuality Lesbian

by T_RexRawRaw June 21, 2014

lesbianitis

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.

Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.

by zariva July 24, 2009

Lesbians

God's way of making up for all the world's ugly girls.

God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)

by Mr. NoFace October 09, 2008