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Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.
by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020
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Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
by themanbehindthetxt November 14, 2011
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A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023
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Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.
“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”
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Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.
Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg
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Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.
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illinoied

Bro I'm so Illinoied.
by HappyCreation October 11, 2022
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