Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

hasselhoffing

When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose

I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.

by motoboat August 2, 2010

megan hussey

enjoys cuddling ponies, water beds, generally looks like shit, perfect...

megan hussey cuddles her pony on a waterbed after her mommy says she looks like shit

by hussm3971 June 11, 2010

Saddam Hussein

I am a sad man that has been dammed and I am the only one who is sane.

When you hear me speak you will know I am Saddam Hussein!

by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003

Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.

What a fuckin Hasselhoff!

by Tanya October 30, 2004

hasselhoff

Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.

That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.

by Gbiz May 13, 2005

Hussen

A very irritating and annoying person who always lies and is always out of class because he gets kicked out because of his arrogance

Don't befriend him hes a hussen

by Unknown 24 June 11, 2020