hump day

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.

Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

dry hump

When two people rub their fun parts together for so long that it becomes a wet hump.

Dry humping is the best! I always love feeling his rock solid boner rubbing against me!

by lysol nation February 9, 2010

hump da bump

A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.

Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"

by 1800-herpes April 30, 2008

camel hump

the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

Dude, his pants are so tight... I could see his camel hump a desert away.

by Leah Hite n Britt Hoffmaster May 12, 2004

Hump-Catting

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.

It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.

When Jean chugged the can of Pepsi,he started hump-catting Mark in the face.

by Leon Sinclaire April 18, 2009

jug hump

Rubbing one's penis in the space between a woman's breasts. Best results when breasts are ample, lubricant is deployed, and the act is accompanied by fellatio.

Check out Carol's puppies! I totally want to jug hump her.

by Kool Nuggz December 24, 2005

hump

Vietnam-Era Military Verb: To march, walk, hike, or otherwise engage in long distance traveling by foot for the purposes of waging war, moving materials, or bringing the fight to the enemy.

To hump means simply to walk during combat conditions.

We had to hump 8 klicks before sundown and then dig a fox hole before eating chow for the night.

by shailoche August 12, 2009