a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.
by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020
Get the Scottie Too Hottiemug. Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.
by Speed W August 24, 2007
Get the Total Hottie Patrolmug. A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.
Sean: "Shotgun!"
Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"
Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."
Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"
Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."
Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011
Get the Hotty gets the Shottymug. A girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the Devil cry.
Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.
by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008
Get the 80 foot hottiemug. by Buhritaneah March 11, 2009
Get the Hottie Mc Scottiemug. Created by the Playground Posse to get hugs from hot chicks. The point is to go to random stores or social places and give people you think are hot a hug. Hug A Hottie Day is on random dates and can be set for whenever suits you. So go give a hottie a hug, you know you want to.
PK: hi miss, your beautiful, and its Hug A Hottie Day, so you get a hug for being so damn pretty.
Hot Chick: Aw, thank you
Hot Chick: Aw, thank you
by PCD1444 July 20, 2008
Get the Hug A Hottie Daymug. I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.
On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
by Leroy_n_Tyrone October 21, 2009
Get the low-resolution hottiemug.