homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.

C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.

by Daryl2 December 3, 2020

Homeless Hotdog

Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.

Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog

by Aa56 April 6, 2021

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

homeless romantic

Homeless romantic

fantasizing becoming homeless

people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk

person A: "why the fuck would you want to be homeless?"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"

by candula July 10, 2021

hopelessly religious

A person who is hoping to find the perfect religion for themselves. This can also refer to someone who isn't sure which god they should pray to (assuming they believe in multiple).

Conny: "I'll find somebody to pray to someday"
Nana: "So you're hopelessly religious? Like a hopeless romantic, but for religion."
Conny: "I haven't heard that one before, but sure."

by Nananas=Winnin January 8, 2022

Homeless Invasion: Stage III

The final stage of the Homeless Invasion.
After you've defeated stage II, little tiny gay homeless people will invade your house and crawl up your ass. They can only be killed with hotdog water because it tastes like shit and they cannot handle it.

Alex: You done..?
Tony: Almost, the final stage is coming, Homeless Invasion: Stage III. there's tiny homeless people who wanna crawl up my ass coming soon, then you can come over.
Alex: I'm starting to think you're insane.

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022