Hooker Breath 

The breath of someone who has eaten a hooker out who had not showered in multiple weeks.

Also could be a bartender who cuts you off.

1. He had the worst hooker breath this morning, I had to kick him out of the car.

2. Listen up hooker breath I said I want another Jack and Coke.

Hooker Breath by l0calgirl August 7, 2011

hooker spit 

Magical liquids from the bottom of hooker boots

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.

hooker spit by Alex_F October 4, 2006

[Hooker] [Me] [Up] 

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street

Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!

[Hooker] [Me] [Up] by Supaflye October 2, 2008

Hooker's refrigerator 

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.

While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

Hooker's refrigerator by CheVolay June 7, 2009

Hooker Book 

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

Hooker Book by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.

YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!

Hooker Run by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011

Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.

My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!

Hooker Eggin by IrischGuy December 8, 2011