Homeskooled

The act of getting owned by someone who has been home schooled.

Did you see how Chris was workin' that girl all night? Yet she still went home with Tom? Snap, Chris got homeskooled.

by StreetMeat August 23, 2011

Homesickle

noun
singular: homesickle
plural: homesickles

The introvert equivalent of the word "homie". This word was created by Jaiden, from Jaiden Animation.

Hey my homesickles, want to go play indoor games while struggling to make small talk?

by Reigny October 25, 2018

homeskillet

good friend, someone who you are familiar with.

Whats up homeskillet

by Scrampson January 13, 2009

Homeschool

1. v. To socially isolate youth to the point of causing dysfunction in present and future interpersonal relationships.

2. n. An unaccredited repository for sheltered children where students receive parental "academic instruction" of questionable quality in such reputable fields as "creation science", "bible history" and "abstinence-only sex education".

(Definition excludes nonreligious home-education, which is confined to children of hippies living off the grid and ethnographers conducting research in remote islands in Oceania. Less than .1% of the total homeschooling population.)

1. Parent: Homeschool my children? I'd rather not have them end up as friendless virgins in their mid-twenties, believing Jesus rode around on dinosaurs.

2. College Admissions Officer: So, where did you graduate from high school?

College Applicant: I went to homeshool.

College Admissions Officer: Wonderful! For some inexplicable reason, although you have had no formal instruction in science, critical thinking or literature, I invite you to join our institution. What this nation's post-secondary education system really needs is more maladjusted young people believing in apocalyptic world-views with better knowledge of firearms than physiology.

by dark289 April 16, 2009

homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

smashed the homies

to gain carnal knowledge of someones friend or group of friends

james: so are you gonna get with debra?
todd: NO WAY! that girl smashed the homies
james: its cool man, i just got tested the other day and im still clean.

by irreverentalsharptongue May 1, 2009

Homestarmy

Do you has?

Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!

by Jonballz February 10, 2004