hungarian turntable

tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake

hungarian turntable is amelia randall and matt minott and john greco

by amelia randall July 30, 2008

Hungary

A country full of racist assholes who think that they're the Aryan race, although the Aryans are a people who became today's Iranians and Indians. Well known for collaborating with the Nazis in World War II and exterminating thousands of innocent Jews, Romanians, Serbs, and Roma.
They also think that any non-Hungarian is a "gypsy".

Stupid American: I'm going to Hungary for vacation.
Serb: Why? Those assholes attempted to exterminate my people!
Romanian: They occupied Transylvania!
Romany: They hate us for no reason!
Jew: Those fucking Nazis...

by RomanianSerb July 14, 2012

Hungarian lollipop

When an individual with a large dick cums so much that it gets all over his dick and he shoves it in the bitches mouth and makes her suck/lick it like a lollipop.

I was fucking my bitch when i thought of giving her a Hungarian Lollipop to repay her for a bad blowjob

by Alex Niezgoda November 5, 2006

Hungarian Poptart

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)

Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!

by King Stinky February 10, 2007

Hungarian Breakfast

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.

Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!

by Richard Monokolis May 12, 2010

hungarian backrub

during the act of double penetration, the testicles of the male participants rub together in a back and forth motion.

we should change the angle everybody, this hungarian backrub isn't working for me.

by hungarian backrub maestro July 29, 2011

Hungarian Coke

Cocaine produced from a man's nether regions. Often ingested by female users (though also enjoyed by homosexuals), by snorting through the nostril. Done in lines, similar to pop-culture cocaine. NOTE:does not cause weight loss or addiction. Often causes bad-smelling nostrils.

Noah came on the table and Katie did a Hungarian Coke Line.

by eybreezy April 6, 2009