oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 6, 2019

History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.

“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”

by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019

Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.

My friend stated, you don't have hood history?

by Pashion5 June 24, 2021

relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.

"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."

by sleeepytime July 31, 2021

History Angel

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020