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Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
by technician facts August 6, 2021
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pysco helicopter

Making your penis go hard and jumping around like fucking crazy
I was running down the street being a pysco helicopter
by Frank000 December 28, 2016
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Helicopter Technique

When your having sex and you lift the girl up into the air (while the pp is still in) and start spinning her around like a helicopter.
1: How'd you break your arm
2: Last night, Brad, decided to use the helicopter technique and I flew off and broke my arm.
by Dongus504 May 8, 2019
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leaky helicopter

While having sex with your partner pull your dick out just before you cum and swing your dick in a helicopter style motion and blow your load while swinging your dick
My boyfriend came all over me while doing the leaky helicopter.
by Depun1s43r February 19, 2020
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Helicopter Takeoff

When during sex a man gets in a women and extends all his limbs while the women extends her limbs. She spins around frantically upwards of 60-100mph(her choice) then they fly around the room
Dude Susan did the helicopter takeoff yesterday! I hit my head on the roof
by AsssEater69 December 1, 2019
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Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
by E hates Q May 4, 2020
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Nigerian Helicopter

A highly elaborate sex move where both participants (who are of Nigerian descent (preferably purebred Nigerian)) engage in a vicious and primitive emulation of a helicopter, the steps are as follows:
The Male lies flat on his back, presenting his erect penis as the motor shaft for the helicopter blade, the female then inserts herself onto the male’s shaft and spins clockwise, mimicking the blades of a helicopter, thus creating a downward force lifting them into the air.
Eventually the two will achieve such a speed which will allow them to bend the fabric of space-time around them, causing a time warp to occur, sending them back to the times of slavery in the 1800s.

This sex move, although very advanced, is highly enjoyable. So in conclusion, if you are black and you haven’t tried the Nigerian helicopter, you ain’t a real nigga
"Ayo baby *click sound*, do you want to try the Nigerian Helicopter tonight"
by honestlyijustwannadie November 19, 2017
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