even walls have eyes and ears

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

Thanks, and have fun

Random Crits are fair and balanced

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at [e-mail], and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

by GabeN Ewell January 19, 2021

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

I have your IP address

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address

by piza1235 February 24, 2022

hatedge

a white street gang from the lower east side of new york city that started In tomkins square park in the summer of 1991

Hatedge-a drug gang that committed many random acts of violance on the lower east side.

by NLR718 June 11, 2006