halal sex

A sex that is halal 😳

Hey wanna have a halal sex?

by random guy 6ix 9ine May 21, 2021

halabeesh

A man who has nothing better to go then lick the scum of the bottom of small stone in his knome garden.

Mitch will never amount to anything but his halabeesh.

by Version7.0 December 4, 2003

SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

Haslam

A guy who has two dads

Imagine being haslam

by Another guy on the Internet September 1, 2020

Haslam

{Haz-luhm} noun: a person of wealth, affluence, or social status who repeatedly makes poor decisions or mistakes involving a franchise in the spirit of sports and competition.

Verb: the function of making a sports franchise uncompetitve and disdained through consistently poor decisions by a person or persons of wealth, affluence, or social status.

Noun example: Did you see ownership is trading our best player? What a Haslam.

Verb example: Wow, we really Haslamed this offseason now that Myles Garrett was traded.

by Anonymous Browns Fan February 3, 2025

Haslam

aka "Jed Clampett." A hillbilly who fell ass-backwards into inheriting multi-generational wealth, but he's as stupid as the day is long. And despite all of his money, he just can't stop tripping over his own dick.

- You're kidding me, THAT guy owns a sports franchise?

- Yeah, he's a real Haslam.

by Roberto_Shenanigans February 6, 2025

Braden Haslam

6 foot 1 inch tall, sex dog who is number 1, however he thinks that that mac's are better than surface book's

Braden Haslam is cool, but he thinks that macs are better than surface's

by Braden Haslam October 17, 2019