vagina harmonics

An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.

Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot

by Clearance Drinkwater July 22, 2006

Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

by coopman27 March 22, 2009

poop hammock

When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.

person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."

by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010

Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick

That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.

by studude January 16, 2009

harmonians

People who advocate a romantic relationship between Harry and Hermione in the Harry Potter series. See also "delusional."

The Harmonians were highly depressed and a little hysterical when they were proved wrong by canon.

by Callio September 1, 2005

hardocre

In relation to the most extreme VW Crew. Known to prowl A&Ws in the GTA looking races with their slow VWs....

Believe it or not, hardocre evolved from a spelling mistake. What is hardocre? Well, we're not really sure, but one thing is for sure... We'll decide what is and isn't hardocre, not you!

Clearly the Hardocre Dubs do not mess around.

by VW-Gansta February 1, 2005