Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.

"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Ham Sandwhich

Massive pussy flaps that stick out resembling a ham sandwhich.

She was so ran through that she began to develop a ham sandwhich

by hhjrjkkkllajabn_susan_hehd January 8, 2026

ham sorry

What you say when you didn't order disrespect with a side of your potato salad

Guy 1: Why does he look like that?
Guy 2: Ham sorry, I didn't order disrespect with a side of my potato salad. Ham sorry I didn't order the gall with a side of ranch dressing. Ham sorry I didn't order the nerve with a side of baked potato.

by gunwook January 10, 2026

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

Ohio ham sandwich

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.

Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.

by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016