the sex havers

a group with quackity and karl in it. not georgenotfound

person: what is that group called with quackity, karl and george in it?
me: you mean quackity and karl. its called the sex havers

by idkausernameplshelp January 11, 2022

Havern

to have a really bad case of diarrhea before a finals exam

''oh my god, i have a really bad case of the havern'

''im gonna fail today i was up all night with the havern''

by the little brown gnome April 9, 2009

Halfer

1: A nickname shortened from Halferbrain
2: To take the piss out of some1 that trys 2 act cool

1: Alrite Halfer
2: What a complete and utter Halfer

by Halferbrain! May 10, 2009

Halfer

n. A bisexual (half homo, half hetero)

Sure he's got a girlfriend, but I think he's a halfer.

by lazymofo February 12, 2006

Jim Halpert

Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).

On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.

by crazylazymonkey June 8, 2010

Hallerizer Deluxe 3000

Halerizer Deluxe 3000 is a combination sex maneuver where the man drops a Cleveland Steamer on the women's breasts. The poop allows for an easy titty fuck. After he finishes on her chin, causing a white streak to resemble the facial hair style of a flavour savor, he takes his dirty penis and applies a Dirty Sanchez using it as if it were a paint brush or pencil. She then proceeds to lick her breasts clean of all fecal matter. Once finish she will appear to have a brown mustache and a white flavour savor from her mouth to her chin.

Dane performed a Hallerizer Deluxe 3000 on his girlfriend Ally. Needless to say she became sick the next day from consuming human feces.

by Clysidious McMurphy December 15, 2008

halfers-on-a-henry

Half an 8th of Mary Jane. it's the greatest thing to do when your broke

Matt asked J Money if he could go halfers-on-a-henry

by baby baby baby jesus September 12, 2009