When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.
Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser
by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020
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Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth
"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"
by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013
Get the A Hairy Cookie mug.When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.
by titty_bitch August 18, 2016
Get the Hairy Popsicle mug.When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.
The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."
by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009
Get the Hairy Hamburg mug.Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.
"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"
"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"
"Brilliant!"
"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"
"Brilliant!"
by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010
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Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."
by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013
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