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Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019
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Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022
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Gurt

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !
by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020
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Gurt

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by Pexishit FC May 18, 2025
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Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!
by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024
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Gurt

It comes from TikTok from yogurt and is made to be from unemployed ass niggas
Gurt: hey Yo where have you been man
Yo: Hey Gurt I’ve just been chilling with Subaru
by Vyrzorixx May 1, 2025
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Gurt

yogurt shortened; meaning something is good
this modelo gurt no cap
by scottcrab3 July 26, 2025
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