Gurt

yogurt shortened; meaning something is good

this modelo gurt no cap

by scottcrab3 July 26, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is one of the most annoying people you'll ever talk too, he comes into tiktoks just too say somthing most of the time just "Yo" but he would be mean sometimes saying "sybau" or "kys"

Gurt was seen as a good and friendly person until he got annoying by budding in every time

"Gurt: yo

:me gurt sybau

by whosclee May 6, 2025

Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024

gurt

A lovely young man. Posers will say gurt came from the "What They're Doing Is Very Smart but Also Very Dangerous", but that meme actually came AFTER it you stupid douchebag, people who think that need to be kneeled down in a desert and shot in the back of the head.

person 1: hi gurt
gurt : yo
keemstar: everyone type in chat "Alex is a stupid n word"

by ItsGurtingTime May 18, 2025

Gurting

When you do something that is smart, but also very dangerous

John:"see this dog, what he's doing is smart, but also very dangerous ".
Doug:"he's gurting".

by Arcadoe April 15, 2025

Gurt

A spin on the world yogurt but instead of yogurt you are saying “yo, gurt.”

Person 1: “yogurt.”
Gurt: yo

by Vrowhogurt May 3, 2025

Gurting

Gurting: When you what you are doing is actually very smart. But it's also very dangerous.

I was really gurting when I tried to dm that girl.

by livingroomy April 13, 2025