Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

Something that is considered cool or fashionable

Wow! That dress is so gurt!

by RachRox22 August 15, 2025

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Gurting

Doing something very smart but something very dangerous at the same time

A cat is stuck on the tree and Joe is going to get that cat down by climbing up.

Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree

by TeenWithInformation April 12, 2025

Gurting

When you are doing something very smart but also very dangerous

“The penguins are gurting”
“Those penguins where gurting”

by Sybau April 12, 2025

Gurt

yo

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: yo
Me: Sybau 🥀

by A1fred0g June 30, 2025

Gurting

When someone does something intelligent but also very dangerous

Is he gurting?

by GoonCaveLegend April 13, 2025