guido

a tan italian male (female = guidette) who walks around talking too loud about unimportant shit, usually blurting out ignorant or completely retarded statements, such as "hand me that fork so i can fix this power outlet.." or "my tanning oil leaked all over my extra small condoms and seriously compromised their structural integrity, but im going to use them when i have sex with my equally stupid and obnoxious guidette girlfriend anyways!" note: guidettes, although the dumbest form of sluts, are good for temporarily sheathing your cock, although there have been many reports of tripping and falling into an italian womans snatch, so watch out!

that guido just jizzed in his own eye!
hey guido! "yea?" youre a fucking idiot and america laughs at you! "oh."
this is the loosest vag ive ever stabbed with my needle dick, guidette!

by a polack against dumbfucks October 1, 2010

Guildfordxcore

People who think that they have to make everything original themselves/hard core.

But secretly are just sad and emo and wish their own name was as cool as the town.

'Hey dude lets go to Guildfordxcore'

'Its called Guildford you wanker.'

by dfjfhjfnjejnfuiefn September 11, 2006

guido thanksgiving

eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."

by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

Guido on-a-bike

A sex position referred to by Itallians in which both partners wear a sock on their off hand, while taking turns role playing being "caught on a bike"

Hey John Cena, I heard you tried Guido on-a-bike with your girl last night.

by waterLOSER15 September 30, 2010

Cock Guillotine

Cock Guillotine refers to a female who often:

1 - Fucks with guys minds (mind games)
2 - Leads guys on, then does not follow through

A Cock Guillotine will often make you think that she wants to take your cock, but at the last minute, chops your cock off.

Guy1 - Dude, everybody hits on Alana

Guy2 - Not me, she's a cock guillotine, she'll chop my cock right off for her collection

Guy1 - True dat

by Highschoolsucksalmostlots January 14, 2010

Gildo

A golden or gold plated dildo. Short for "gilded dildo".

Paris Hilton, being a woman of considerable wealth, was satisfied by only the most resplendent gildos.

Overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.

by physicslol March 30, 2011

guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!

DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!

by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009