An All-Powerful Deity of Memes who shall appear before one random child each Christmas Eve and convert them to gay. Due to his high status on the Council of Memes, he protects his followers on Soundcloud and the Holders of the Gay - his legion of chosen individuals who have been scholars of him their wholes lives with the soul purpose of enlightening the world with gay.
"Praise be! The Lord Gaythan cometh!"
"Gaythan, my lord; we have turned the entire population of California to your holiness."
"Very good my child, you have fulfilled your mission; rest now."
"Gaythan, my lord; we have turned the entire population of California to your holiness."
"Very good my child, you have fulfilled your mission; rest now."
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Last night, Harry and Brendan were enjoying a golden gaytime with Scott and Ben. It was a warm and happy experience.
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Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?
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Those two faggot Wachowsky bros. are such fuckin GEEKS they probly toss each other's salads while they beat off to gay comic book superheroes every night.
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