Gray-A

Someone with a normal sexuality and a low sex drive who wants oppression points by claiming to be asexual.

Cindy: I don't get it. Jeffery claimed to be asexual but still hits on me.
Lisa: Oh don't worry about him, he just wants gray-a oppression points.

by Rubyx June 20, 2019

Gray-bearding

the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues

Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle

Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death

by Kageybaby September 8, 2011

gray piranha

A bus group of retirees that have just finished a tour (cheese or chocolate factory) and are heading for the sample table.
Also known as silver piranhas
piranhis americanus
piranhis astralius
piranhis europus

Tour guide to couple: Get your items be for the gray piranhas get here.
Couple:Who?
Guide: They'll take a finger before you know what happened.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014

Gray Fox

Bad at CoC, MInecraft Sg, TF2 and CS:GO. Just a bad player all around.

MAN, I HATE THIS GUY HES SUCH A GRAY FOX.

by MOnstereo April 1, 2015

Gray Banana

An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

gray shirt of lust

A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.

Sherlock is looking nice this episode in the gray shirt of lust.

by Alice-day June 8, 2016