dead goodbye

the physical act of being wasted, drunk, disorderly, or intoxicated.

bruh that wigga rlly b dead goodbye

by jobshskdjdjsjdjd738384 April 15, 2019

Asian goodbye

When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.

I Asian goodbyed this convo when you started talking about podcasts.

by anonymous June 17, 2023

Denver Goodbye

An especially memorable sexual encounter just before parting ways with a loved one.

My girlfriend just texted me and told me she just got wet remembering the Denver goodbye I railed into her a couple months ago.

by Taetae4fun January 21, 2024

Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.

You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.

by Ulamk February 18, 2022

Norwegian Goodbye

When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.

Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.

by Dennis is humble. July 17, 2022

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.

I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.

by Man/man June 8, 2024