Wet Gooch

Used to describe someone who is extremely awesome or Tom Selleck-like
James is so awesome, he has a wet gooch
by atlblac November 28, 2010
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Lady gooch

The area between the back of the vagina and the anus.
And then I went too deep and licked her lady gooch.
by Gooch groto July 23, 2016
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gooch milk

when one does not shower for a long period of time and their gooch sweats alot producing a creamy and moist substance
hey Zach i haven't showered today and i just worked out, smell my gooch milk.
by johnnyvegas123 July 25, 2010
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Gooch Attack

A game played amongst male friends to rapidly strike ones gooch (the anatomical space between the balls and asshole). Whilst the game may seem as inappropriate, it is a true test of courage, smarts, reflexes and awareness.
Younus and Mustafa simultaneously tried to gooch attack Amir, but found out he had a vagina.
by immu November 20, 2010
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gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)
I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.
by kidswooft June 07, 2007
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Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).
Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

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by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011
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swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.
Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.
by ESHS January 06, 2011
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