The safety blanket used by anicient peoples to defend themselfs from the unknown. Later developed into a system of control. For some strange reason, people still believe in him.
Common arguments for the existance of god; "God is great, god is good, god exists, the proof is in the Bible"
Common arguments for the non-existance of god; The world, people, George Bush, physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, all other science, phychology (its only use), common sense.
Common arguments for the non-existance of god; The world, people, George Bush, physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, all other science, phychology (its only use), common sense.
by pal_sch July 30, 2004
Get the godmug. A fire breathing duck-billed platypus currently living in a bag of Cheetos that can be purchased in a Fred Meyer grocery store in Eugene, Oregon. But if you buy that bag of Cheetos with God in it, God will relocate to a different bag of Cheetos before you can see what God looks like. There are two reasons for this. First of all, if we laid our eyes upon God, in all Her Glory, we would be unworthy and we would be consumed by the fires of justice that spring forth from Her Sacred Platypus Bill. The second reason God disappears from an opened Cheetos bag is because belief in God must be purely a matter of faith. God does not want us to see Her, for that would not allow us to make the leap of faith toward knowing Her and all Her Fiery Platypus Ways.
Some say, however, that God should give us proof of Her divine existence. Even the holiest of Saints have cried out for a sign. Recall the words of St. Wallaby of Beaverton: “For if we are unworthy to see you, O Dear Platypus, can you not give us an earthly sign of your Fiery Bill?” Recall also the writings in Captain Kangaroo’s epistle to the Marsupials, where he pleads “breathe your Sacred Platypus Fire underwater, O Lord, so that we may see proof of your ability to defy nature!”
But yea, St. Wallaby and Captain Kangaroo, have you not forgotten the words of Our Savior Herself? “Blessed are those who have not seen and still believe!” We cannot put God, Our Lady of Pendleton, to the test. For it was the Great Wallaroo of Portland who said that “the observance of Our Lady’s miracles are no different from the miracles of Our Lady herself.” In other words, seeing Her blessed miracles is no different than seeing the Most Holy Platypus in Her Holy Flesh, for then we cannot develop the faith by which we will know Her.
Some say, however, that God should give us proof of Her divine existence. Even the holiest of Saints have cried out for a sign. Recall the words of St. Wallaby of Beaverton: “For if we are unworthy to see you, O Dear Platypus, can you not give us an earthly sign of your Fiery Bill?” Recall also the writings in Captain Kangaroo’s epistle to the Marsupials, where he pleads “breathe your Sacred Platypus Fire underwater, O Lord, so that we may see proof of your ability to defy nature!”
But yea, St. Wallaby and Captain Kangaroo, have you not forgotten the words of Our Savior Herself? “Blessed are those who have not seen and still believe!” We cannot put God, Our Lady of Pendleton, to the test. For it was the Great Wallaroo of Portland who said that “the observance of Our Lady’s miracles are no different from the miracles of Our Lady herself.” In other words, seeing Her blessed miracles is no different than seeing the Most Holy Platypus in Her Holy Flesh, for then we cannot develop the faith by which we will know Her.
by Saint Koala February 15, 2009
Get the Godmug. a myth people have debated about since it was first introduced. The debates will continue until proves has been given from either side. No person doesn't have a side.
by Jeff Kinski July 4, 2006
Get the godmug. by Remylikesthiswebsite December 15, 2008
Get the Godmug. 1 - a word meaning a supreme. omnipotent being.
2 - when capitalized, the entity worshipped by Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Also called Adonai, Allah, and Yaweh.
3 - and exclamation or interjection
4 - one who is exceptionally talented in a certain field or area
The female form is "godess"
2 - when capitalized, the entity worshipped by Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Also called Adonai, Allah, and Yaweh.
3 - and exclamation or interjection
4 - one who is exceptionally talented in a certain field or area
The female form is "godess"
1 - Shiva is a Hindu god
2 - Praise God, from whom all blessings flow
3 - Oh, my God! That's awful!
4 - David Beckham is a soccer god
2 - Praise God, from whom all blessings flow
3 - Oh, my God! That's awful!
4 - David Beckham is a soccer god
by Tanja February 24, 2004
Get the godmug. by christianperson July 10, 2011
Get the Godmug. The mythical place where we put all questions for which we do not yet know answers.
As soon as a better explanation comes along, we take it from Him/Her/It and give it to the better answer (usually science).
As soon as a better explanation comes along, we take it from Him/Her/It and give it to the better answer (usually science).
Before the discovery of sperm and egg cells: Where do babies come from? God.
Before the discovery of germs and modern hygiene: Where does disease come from? God.
Before the discovery of electrons: Where does lightning come from? God.
Before the discovery of nuclear energy: Where does sunlight come from? God.
Before the discovery of the Bic lighter: Where does fire come from? God.
Before the discovery that selfish assholes are running things: Why is there war and famine? God.
Before the discovery of germs and modern hygiene: Where does disease come from? God.
Before the discovery of electrons: Where does lightning come from? God.
Before the discovery of nuclear energy: Where does sunlight come from? God.
Before the discovery of the Bic lighter: Where does fire come from? God.
Before the discovery that selfish assholes are running things: Why is there war and famine? God.
by ud-spieler September 14, 2010
Get the Godmug.