Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy

Im gay - jack the goalie

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022

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Girls Lacrosse goalie

The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them

A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick

by The crazy goalie stocking you June 5, 2022

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The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

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ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG

We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!

by uhprofile November 22, 2024

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