Skip to main content

one dozen glazed 

Twelve donuts coated with a thin glossy sugar frosting.

"I'd like the one dozen glazed GPSvertising special and two coffees."

2 glazed hams 

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!
2 glazed hams by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016

galaxy glazed 

When one is too far out or past the point and or state of moon burnt off party favors such a cannabis, coke , meth or any other substances that create a personal escape.
Amity: Hey TJ wanna hang out with Dez
T.J. Nah Amity she is galaxy glazed
galaxy glazed by big trappe April 1, 2019

Spit Glazed 

When she slobbers so hard it looks like nickelodeon slime.
She spit glazed my cock.
Spit Glazed by OHHHHHHHHYP April 17, 2019

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

chocolate glazed donut 

When you fucking in the ass. And you cum. When you pull out you grab the base of your dick and pull up from base to tip. The poo and semen left on your hand is a chocolate glazed donut
Fucked her in the ass till I came. Then she turned around and ate a chocolate glazed donut