bite me you gastric sum bitch

when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you

Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch

by Jon Johnson March 19, 2004

Gaston

When you take a huge shit and it causes you to miss something important. This term comes from an incident during a small production of Beauty and The Beast where an extra missed their entrance (and the whole scene) during the song Gaston because they were taking the world’s largest crap.

Friend: “How did your interview go yesterday?”
You: “I didn’t even make it because I had a terrible Gaston.”

by GastonQueen May 2, 2018

Glastic

Glastic: a glass that is made of plastic, or: a plastic cup that looks like glass.A combination of the words "glass" and "plastic".

"Luckily this cup is glastic because I just dropped it!"

by Pogmotoin February 21, 2009

Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

Gaston

To do anything super slow and inefficient.

If I am assigned one more thing to do today before I get off I will Gaston the hell out of it!

by Simplyamaizeing April 9, 2019

Gaston

A misogynistic, narcissistic and conceited prick with a massive god complex and over-inflated ego. A comparison to the dim-witted villain from Beauty And The Beast.

Dyl is such a Gaston.

by BabydollDame22 April 10, 2017

gastric disturbance

a dirty rip in the drawers; generally tends to be in a gaseous state unless you don't want it to be. Better known to the crew as a GD.

Could also be caused by a trapping of air by sniper fun.

I got a GD in my bunghole, and it's ganja tear out at any moment.

by bm February 25, 2004