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Girlfriend effect

The effect where girls start flirting with you because you have a girlfriend now
he was such a beast and is getting more girls? Oh what changed? he got a girlfriend. it must be the girlfriend effect
by SCHORLIFE November 27, 2010
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goth girlfriend

Literally the best things on the planet.
Get yourself a goth girlfriend they take such good care of you.

If ur goth girlfriend shares her music taste with you, KEEP HER.

Always make sure u treat ur goth gf with lots of cuddles and affection.
“Hey did you see Joseph’s new girlfriend? She’s super hot

“Yeah he got himself a goth girlfriend, lucky”
by Mozi_Bakugou September 2, 2021
mugGet the goth girlfriendmug.

My girlfriend

Oh sorry i meant ex
My girlfriend dumped me because she thought i was ugly
by Hi peps October 1, 2020
mugGet the My girlfriendmug.

girlfriend in training

A female companion that is more than a friend, but not quite a full fledged girlfriend. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged girlfriend.
My girlfriend in training and I are talking about taking the next step and going out.
by sparx August 22, 2003
mugGet the girlfriend in trainingmug.

Quasi Girlfriend

A girl who by all appearances, actions, tastes and adventures is your lover, yet is unable to commit to being your girlfriend at the moment.
Jane was Tim's "quasi girlfriend." Jane was afraid of committment and losing Tim as a friend.
by Quasi Boyfriend January 12, 2009
mugGet the Quasi Girlfriendmug.

ex girlfriend

This is the woman you always put the time to.
This is the woman whose problems you always listened to.
This is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her Christmas/birthday/Valentines Day the best one of the year.
This is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything.
This is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was.
This is the woman who always said she wasn't "in the mood" when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter HOW many weeks she hasn't fucked you.
This is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of bitching about everything in her life.
This is the woman who just fucked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship.
This is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you.
This is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullshit.
This is the woman who never listened to a damn word you said.
This is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time.
This is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly.
This is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone.
This is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow fucking idiot.
Evil - Adjective - Morally reprehensible
My ex girlfriend is a fucking idiot. I was the best man for her, then she shoved me in the friend zone and said all the faults in the relationship were my fault, then she starts dating other men and talks about how much of a victim she is when they treat her like crap.
by StuffedMannequin1 March 5, 2010
mugGet the ex girlfriendmug.

festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.
E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...
by biscuitbase August 13, 2011
mugGet the festival girlfriendmug.

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