buy a fucking vowel 

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"

You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.

buy a fucking vowel by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon 

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis

Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

a fucking potato 

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

a fucking potato by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot by Yetu December 26, 2012

Four fucking wheels and a seat! 

Another word for an automobile. Also a famous quote from the 1987 John Hughes film "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

Car Rental Agent: cheerfully Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Four fucking wheels and a seat! by Jimmy Man September 19, 2010

dude you’re a fucking cuck 

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp

IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck”

dude you’re a fucking cuck by Walter Snarf March 31, 2020