Friends 

A bunch of pricks closer to you than any other pricks but only there for their own benefit. They contact you only when they need something.

My friends never answer their phones.

Friends by ang4rr January 10, 2019

Friends 

A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.

I don't have any friends

Friends by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqw January 16, 2019

Friends 

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

Friends by _username_____username February 12, 2019

Friends 

the most amazing tv show on earth!

do you watch Friends?

Friends by ack555 February 17, 2019

Friends 

Something you don’t have

Stacey-I love hanging out with my friends!
Brittany-What friends?

Friends by Youreverydaynongay! March 21, 2019

Friends 

Someone who can either be the greatest thing you life can hold, or a knife in you side.

girl 1"Wow, you have so many cool friends!"
boy 1" They don't care about me."
girl 2" Yes they do!"

Friends by HHeHelHellHello March 26, 2019

friends 

it is simply something you don’t have

You have no friends

friends by manheknows April 29, 2019