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Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.
It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.
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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
You should always put your best foot forward.
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forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.
Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.
by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018
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FurFarm

A place that gets foxes, raises them, and then kills them for their fur. AKA a place that shouldn't exist and should go to hell.
Person 1: Hey! Quick question. What's a furfarm?
Person 2: A MOTHERF***ING PLACE THAT I F***ING HATE, IT SHOULDN'T EXIST AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!

Person 1: ok... I'll just look it up then...
by Hoi_im_temmie123 October 26, 2020
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forward and backward

To go forward in a normal walking motion, and then going back into the original place but with a reverse walking motion without looking back
It's the same as backtrack, but without looking back.

or if it's a video, it's to speed up the video and then reversing it (and change the speed back to normal) after some time
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facebook forward

when hot gurls on facebook turnout to be ugly ass in life.
dees cheek online on the face-book. i has seen her after jacking to her hot profil pics. denn ey eez like "lets hang out beetch." and shes like yup. then i bang her place and shes looking like whuuu? looked like my grandmas dog. omg. It Turns Out She Had Made herself facebook forward.
by my dick is mini June 2, 2010
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forward inclination

Of a person; The act of stooping or bending ones head or body forward and downward.

Of an object; Leaning forward or sloped.

In speech; The incline into a topic before bringing it up.

The forward inclination of a radio wave is called a wavetilt.
Add some more forward inclination to the ramp.

He gave a lot of forward inclination before bringing up that he was trying out for the baseball team.
by MPWHart July 7, 2011
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