rooster hag

a busted street walker.

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017

Rooster Brick

An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!

see cockblock

That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!

by demon291000 December 23, 2010

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock n Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Rooster Kiss

When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.

Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.

by Loabn March 9, 2014

rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.

Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.

by von groovy May 24, 2017

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

slimey rooster

An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women

I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!

by Alex Schri January 11, 2017