Fashionably Fucked

To arrive so late that everyone is pissed off by the time you get there.

Mum is fashionably fucked again.

by S. Muffin February 1, 2015

French Fashion

A French Fashion is a derivation of the common drink, the old fashion, but modified with a splash (anywhere from a half-shot to a full-shot) of the French red-and-black raspberry liquor Chambord.

I went to the bar and ordered a French Fashion instead of the more typical Old Fashion.

by LuckVampire September 30, 2023

Fashion Vigilante

One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.

Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.

by Nightsider March 16, 2013

Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.

The frow was full of fashion wankers.

by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019

Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.

by bige24 August 12, 2011