Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.

by Mike Sig December 10, 2006

flossmoor

Where all the rich pricks that go to HF live.

Bill: Don't you live in Flossmoor?
Elizabeth: Yeah, me and my family also have a lakehouse, two Ferraris, a pet tiger, and an inground pool in our basement.

by homewood resident December 13, 2010

floss

Cleaning the crud from between your teeth

Every morning and every night I floss my teeth to prevent gum disease.

by Whitey McCracka May 13, 2005

Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010

butt flossage

This term relates to what wearing of a thong does to one's booty. The simple act of wearing a thong results in butt flossage. This is very similar to the act of flossing one's teeth.

I love my new pink thong from Victoria's Secret but when I wear it there's some serious butt flossage going on.

by Pink Flamingo February 11, 2006

Flossy

When a person or object is clean, or "phresh"

Cordell: Yo Kyle man i got these new kicks and their flossy as hell

Kyle: Really yo? that's sick. but i just picked up a flossy collar for my dog. them poodles be ice grillin him

by Swag on wm October 27, 2011

floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

by Lauren February 6, 2003