The Todd Five

A form of high five popularized by the character "The Todd" from the show Scrubs. It involves giving a strong high five(usually so hard it makes an Indiana Jones snapping his whip sound)snapping, and then saying what the high five was for.The description of the five can also go before the five.

The Todd Five uses:

EX 1
Person: He really stuck it in me

Todd:"Thats what she said five!"*Five* *snap*

EX 2
Guy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:Nope.
Todd: *five* *snap* "Rejection five!"

by BusFullOfNuns June 27, 2010

go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 28, 2010

Balls High Five

When a bro fondles his balls, holds up his tainted palm, proclaims "Balls high five!" then subsequently gives a fellow bro a high five.

Bro 1: It’s hot as tits today. I’m standing in ball soup over here. Balls high five!
Bro 2: You got me you bastard; do you have any hand sanitizer?

by ranbn8 April 14, 2011

just the five of us

A make believe sitcom from the 1980's on BBS. Its about a mixup at the adoption agency and the Chester family has 3 new house guest. One is a psychotic girl who set a couch on fire, another is a a drunk run away teen who lived in an ally. And a young boy who believes he is a 42 year old investment banker, and wants to go out and get laid. Just the five of us is from Rockstar's 'Grand theft auto: vice city'

Why isn't just the five of us a real show?

by Vicelisner January 22, 2014

bang or bust in five

To know within five minutes of meeting a chick, whether or not you have a chance to sleep with her.

Sean always says "bang or bust in five"...he always knows what his chances of bedding a girl are in the first five minutes of meeting her.

by sweet-tart April 25, 2015

Strive For Five

When you have 2 brain cells alone and your friend and/or partner has two braincells alone but combined you have 5

Clown 1: Man I swear we have 2 braincells each
Clown 2: Yeah but together we have 5!
Clown 1: Strive for Five!

by H_Gainless September 25, 2019

Five Dollar Burrito

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.

1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!

by t_doffing August 11, 2009